I love you (very short surreal acrostic)

Intense
Llamas
Openly
Violate
Every
Yak's
Optimistic
Urges 

 [I'm sure there are deeper symbolic meanings in this - is the Yak a romantic?]

I love you (very short acrostic)

Infatuated
Lovers
Often
Violently
Exercise
Youthful
Opportunities
Unthinkingly.

 [Perhaps for the cynical and world weary]